Great Past Weekends

All my previous weekends were quite great. In fact, I think I had one of the most awesome weekends the past 2 weeks. I'll save the best for next post. 2 weeks ago, one of my close buddy, Sky made a planned trip to visit me and Zach in KL to spend the weekend together.

Sky is definitely one of my buddies who I really enjoy spending time with as Zach and I click well with him despite the fact that he speaks Mandarin mostly. I call him Sky bb, by the way. Lol. Everyone say hi to Sky bb.


Picture was taken when we were dining at Johnny's at Timesquare. It was also where I got to meet a very young blog reader of mine, Elle. She's just after PMR and works part time for her uncle who happens to own all the Johnny's Steamboat restaurants in Malaysia as well as Black Canyon Coffee.


Everyone say hi to Elle~

She was so cute when she asked me, "Are you Robb? OMG!!!" I'm not that well known, but it's always nice to meet a blog reader who cares. :P


I personally prefer Johnny's set meal as it's pretty good and definitely a value for money too. At 10 bucks (inclusive of taxes), it comes with soup, main course of rice or noodles, ice cream and free flow of Thai tea (kailan was side order).

That weekend was also one of the rare weekends where I had to pay to watch movies. Lol. Talk about getting spoiled huh? I watched Astroboy and Mulan that weekend and both movies were nice despite the fact I watched a Cantonese dubbed Astroboy. Lol.


Mulan caught me by surprise. Zhao Wei has really grown out of her old days as Wan Chu Kak Kak and can really act well. The story was really touching and not to mention I'm a sucker for war movies too. The money for the tickets were well spent (though I did had press invite to watch both initially but had to skip them due to work commitment).

Then the next day we went to Sunway Lagoon as I've never been there before in my life. I thought that it would be great to go there as I actually thought both Sky bb and Zach had not been there too. Little did I know, both of them went there before. FML, I'm a sakai.


The worse part of the visit is, we were not planning to visit the Water Park because Sky bb doesn't wanna get tanned. Hahahaha. Nevertheless, I still intend to see what the place is like thus we went ahead with the plan.

Upon arrival, the queue to buy tickets scared the shit out of me.


But thanks to the free passes from Project Alpha passed to me by Nicki, I didn't had to pay to get in but still had to line up. :(

While I was busy lining up, Zach and Sky bb went around to camwhore with a duck.


Once we got in, I was like an eager boy trying to get everyone to sit various rides. I really wanted to try the rollercoaster but Sky bb opted out as he is phobic of thrill rides. Zach and I went ahead to sit on the rollercoaster instead.


Despite the fact that this one doesn't have loops, it does have lots of sharp drops that provides 'air' time. The abundance of helix curves also helps increase the excitement for us. 'Air' time refers to the short duration of time when a passenger's butt is not touching seat. I think my butt was lifted from my seat for about 2 seconds or more. If someone like Audrey sits on it, the 'air' time is probably gonna be 5 seconds. Lol.

Oh, Zach screamed quite a bit which he denied after the ride was done. XD

Sunway Lagoon also had wildlife park which houses various types of animals including tigers! Ngaum.


Unfortunately, the park is way below standard in terms of animal variety and infrastructure. Furthermore, the lack of covered pathway for visitors made the entire park pretty tiring to walk. Zach had rashes due to the constant exposure under the sun and before long, we called it quit and went to Sunway Pyramid for Sushi instead.

That's not all we had as we continued our dinner at Yuen Steamboat later on before we proceeded to Oblique for clubbing as well. All in all, that was a wonderful weekend for me and it was definitely quite some time since I had such a wonderful time all thanks to Sky bb, Zach and the free tickets from Nicki. Lol.

I will be sharing what I did last weekend soon. If you followed my Twitter, you'd have probably know. But if you don't, stay tuned.

Cheers
Robb

Fuck My Hair! Fuck My Face!

I'm doomed!!

At first it's my body! I gained weight.

Then comes my hair and face! ARGHHHH!!!


The picture above was taken when my hair was long. Too long to style nicely thus looks lala-ish. Check my facial skin. ARGHHHH!! So reddish - signs of sensitive skins. I didn't even put anything new on my face!!


This picture was taken a week after my haircut. FML. Now I look like a nerd who has sensitive skins who also happens to be fat. FML FML FML!!

Anyone can suggest what I can do to cure the reddish stuffs on my face? Any suggestion for hairstyle as well?

Please help!! T_T

Need help
Robb

Twitter Awesomeness

It seems like Twitter is the next big thing after blogs in Malaysia, isn't it? It's any day now that politicians like Tun Mahathir or Anwar Ibrahim starts tweeting and attract millions of followers.

I happened to have joined Twittersphere not too long myself, say about 3 months or so? You can follow my craps here and get tickled when I crap lame gay jokes about myself, colleagues and the world. Don't have a Twitter account yourself? No problem, you can still follow me.

How?

With Channel X of course!

Man, you really gotta give it to them. They just kicked off RM1/week for unlimited Twitter services for Channel X users in Malaysia. This literally means for 4 Malaysian bucks you get to tweet and receive unlimited updates using your phone through SMS service! No kidding!


This is just insane. If you'd love to find out more about this service, I strongly urge you to go here.

If you're not on Twitter, you don't know what ya missing man.

Cheers
Robb

Short Post - BMW Drive

Sorry for the lack of update. Was away on the weekend for an Eco-Blogger Drive by BMW.

It was one of the most awesomest event I've ever attended and definitely lives up to BMW's premium status.

Among the highlights of the BMWDrive by me;
- Reach 200km/h on the highway
- Drifted twice on hill roads
- Took corners at 100km/h
- Almost kissed Gareth's beemer from behind.
- Drunk and puked thanks to Jenga
- Too much Indulgence (literally)

Will update more when I have the time.

This was my BMW on Day 1.


Ahhh, 5 series, and it's a Diesel some more! Drove a total of 1000km without the need to refuel. Damn best!

Efficient & Dynamics Now
Robb

5 Funny Pick Up Lines for Gays

1. Hey cowboy. You need a ride?
2. How about you be my sharpener and I'll be your pencil tonight?
3. Do you like mushroom?
4. Your wheels look like they can use a rim job. You need help?
5. Do you like my fingers? How about fist?

Self composed. Hope you fags like it. XD

Cheers
Robb

Life Goes On

No pictures in the post. Lazy ah

Ahhh, I do think that I enjoy a pretty good life these days.

I do have a good paying job which I'm very passionate about, a boyfriend who I love very much, a dog who is so damn adorable you'll feel like hugging him all the time and various life treats that if you're to tell anyone else about it, it is as if you're insulting him.

For example, I do have access to a variety of movie screenings, be it the official Nuffnang Premiere Screenings or even Press Screenings (if I wish to attend). That being said, I almost not have to pay a single cent to watch movies from cinemas anymore. To make it better, I get to watch them all almost all the time before their release dates. I bet some of you are already cursing me for this. Lol.

However, there are also things that I got so comfortable, I think it got into me and made me a worse person. I'm specifying on my looks and body. You see, I personally think that my hairstyle had become worse throughout the year, my facial complexion gone worse (red rashes here and there, blackheads) and I even think I gained weight and became chubby. I mean, if there's one thing I will not tolerate is myself going down the ugly lane.

Heck, I met another gay friend over Oblique (gay club) last weekend and he said I got fat. The moment I saw his message, I made a vow to myself to begin a whole new regime to bring my golden days. That means, from now on, I'll be extremely strict on my food intake. No snacks (bye bye Corntoz and Mamee monster), no deep fried stuff (bye McD, KFC and Arisan Chicken T_T) and no excessive carbs! In fact, all carbs for my meal should be half ration and nothing more than that.

In addition, I'll see to it that I exercise as much as I can be it to the gym, or just working out at home (if you know what I mean). I also think it is time for me to see my old friends again, the green apples. So yea, I'm gonna tighten my belt for this. Guys and girls please give me motivation for this, okay? I seriously need it.

In the meantime, I might not be able to update my blog this weekend as I'm on a secret project. What kinda secret project? Well, just follow my Twitter account and stay tuned to find out.

Am cutting this short here. Bye~

Cheers
Robb

DiGi Yellow Army Graduation Day

This post is filled with pictures. Compensating for other posts which lacked in pictures

Thanks to the good people from DiGi, a group of Nuffnang bloggers were invited to the DiGi Yellow Army Graduation Day 2 weekends ago. I was one of them and Zach tagged along. :D


It was held at the DiGi headquarters itself at Shah Alam! Nice way to throw a party, is to throw it at your own yard, ain't it? :D

The Nuffnang bloggers had our own registration counter and banner too. :)


The itinerary for the day is quite wholesome.


There were drift classes, wall climbing, stunts, breakdancing, Wii contest, paintball and water balloon fight arranged. Heck, they even had Hannah Tan and Manbai (Kau Ilhamku~) arranged to appear at the DiGi HQ later for the participants of the event. Not to mention there is gonna be free dinner and booze till late. Ho ho ho, now you know why Zach I went there.

Now before you start scratching your head what is the Yellow Army all about, let me be honest with you. We had no freaking idea what was it about too. So we stuck around for the opening ceremony to take place inside one of their halls.


When it began, only then the mystery was revealed that the Yellow Army actually represents volunteers from tertiary institutions all over Malaysia that represents DiGi in their campus. These people are sort of evangelist and provides some basic DiGi products to their fellow peers in the campus such as top-up cards, SIM cards and spread the word of DiGi's services. In recognition of their efforts, DiGi decided to hold the Graduation Day for all of them and some came from Sabah and Sarawak too!

Of course by now, Zach and I feel very out of place as we're considered to be among the oldest people who are not part of the organizing crew. Lol. But nevertheless, we can still have fun, can't we?

The Wii consoles were stationed in the hall itself with 3 games for the participants to play.


The games available were Guitar Hero, Olympics and some racing game I think. The best of each of the games will walk home with a brand new Nintendo Wii! I think BboyRice won one from his superb performance for the Olympics. Lol

Well, I wasn't in my most active self that day, so I refrained myself from sweating and participating in anything. In fact, I was more interested to camwhoring. Lol.


Well, you can't help it when the DiGi HQ is so nice to camwhore around. ;)


I made use of the stage too. Wanted to do something like Storm Warrior (Aaron Kwok pose) but I think the lack of a cape and strong wind kinda made it look terrible. Hahaha.

Am not sure if you have read Dragonball before. For those who haven't there's is this team called the Ginyu Force that likes to pose damn a lot of poses before fighting. Refer picture below.


Thus, I got some bloggers to do something similar on the stage too. Lol.


Zoe came to the event as well. She gave me a pacifier cum ring (CUM RING SOUNDS WRONG!! LOL) which is a green apple flavor candy. So I started sucking it like nobody's business. XD


While I was sucking the pacifier cum ring, Zoe attempted climb the wall which is about 10 meters tall. Look at her terrified face.


And she went off well and reached the top.


Bravo, Zoe! :D

Fast forward a few hours later, it was dinner time! Dinner was sponsored by O'Briens. Now, if you ask me, I'm honestly gonna tell you that O'Briens is a fag place to eat. I mean, it's overpriced and the only people who eat there are faggots and female models who wants to feel not guilty for eating and willing to pay extra to ensure that. Lol. Thus, I've never had O'Briens in my life before till that day.


However, watching them prepare the food is quite something. The amount of fresh ingredients is no doubt fascinating and we definitely can see all the food were made fresh (I doubt anyone make sandwiches using non-fresh materials).


All in all, I can say that O'Briens tasted average. Of course, with free beer that evening, it was all good and definitely no complains. There was one sandwich which had deep fried bacon which was less healthy but that was definitely the bomb of all the sandwiches served.


Even Zoe has showed sign of approval for the dinner we had.

Thank you DiGi for having us over and we certainly enjoyed the DiGi Yellow Army Graduation Army. We look forward for a DiGi Nuffnang party next!

Cheers
Robb

New Moon - Gayer than Mamma Mia

If you think Mamma Mia! The Movie last year was gay, wait till you watch New Moon.


No doubt, it is set to be one of the most sought after movie for the end of the year as it is evident it has one of the highest opening in the US thanks to the fangirls (and some feminine gays).

The story basically continued from the first movie where an ordinary human girl fell in love with a vampire, Edward Cullen.


However, due to an accident, the vampire boyfriend dumped her in order to protect her (freaking cheesie love story plot! WTF!!). Then she was so sad and started doing stupid things because she felt that every time she's in danger, she can hear Edward's voice. I bet a lot of girls with low self esteem can relate to this. Lol.

However, she began to reconnect with a childhood friend, Jacob along the way (who I think is way hotter than Edward) and they found themselves enjoying each others company a bit more than usual.


All in all, if you're a man with hair on your body and you watch this movie, I'm quite certain you'll lose quite a handful due to the excess estrogen pushed to you by the movie. The love and lost love parts are very tragic and yet unbearable not because it was sad, but because it was so cheesie (no offense to Cheeserland.com)


Check out the trailer below which is pretty impressive, but I do warn you that not everyone will enjoy this movie.



There were 2 characters that I did think was very attractive (physically) but sadly not either one of them were the main characters. One of them was Alice played by Ashley Greene.


Heck, if you ask me, she's the prettiest of all the actresses in the movie. Who says a gay guy can't tell who's pretty? I think I'm sure Kristen Stewart is definitely not a pretty girl if you ask me.


Alec on the other hand, was a minor character found in this movie. He belongs to the Volturi, some sort of royalty of vampire based in one of the cities in Europe. Charming and handsome compared to all the vampires if you ask me. Not much is known at this moment, but I do hope he returns in the third movie as the sole factor I'd want to watch it. Hahahaha.

P.S. FML, I got curious and wiki-ed all the 4 novels of Twilight and found out the ending of the story. It is terribly terribly cheesie and I think if I ever watch 4 of them in 1 shot, I'll grow breasts.

P.P.S. Read this if you don't think kindly of Twilight. It's freaking hilarious.

Cheers
Robb

When I Grow Up..

If you've been following my Twitter you'll probably know what I'm gonna share today. But nevertheless here's something you might not know even you follow me on Twitter.

I've been really inspired by this particular ad by Monster that feature various kids telling what they wanna be when they grow up.

Check it out.



The one that caught my particular attention was this one;

When I grow up I wanna be a web designer. A freak! Use terms nobody understands and convince myself I'm no longer the geek I was in high school!

Thus I thought to myself, why don't I come up with ambitions that would be fun to do? To add an additional kick into it, let's have the ambition not achievable but still fun!

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my Top 10 List of Ambitions I wanna be When I Grow Up;

1. When I grow up I wanna be a screwdriver. Screwing around is fun!
2. When I grow up I wanna be a straw. Ppl suck me, I suck someone too.
3. When I grow up I wanna be backdrop for an event. Everyone will take picture with me!
4. When I grow up, I wanna be a needle. Poke here poke there poke everywhere I want
5. When I grow up I wanna be a satay stick. There's plenty of meat around for me and I go through them.
6. When I grow up I wanna be a waffle toaster. I get to kiap sweet delicious stuff all the time. Yummy
7. When I grow up, I wanna be a subway train. Going in and out of tunnels is fun!
8. When I grow up I wanna be an ATM. Let ppl press my right buttons and I shoot stuffs out.
9. When i grow up i want to be construction crane. I get to erect things for 'man'kind!
10. When I grow up I wanna be a shampoo dispenser. Squirting white liquid all over and ppl rubb it on their bodies.
    

Of course, there are a few ambitions that I withdrew after people comment on it like this one.



And also some ambition that is funny but I don't want to be grow up to be;

Some of my friends want to be pencil sharpeners when they grow up. They said having different long rods entering and exiting is fun.

I hope this post cheers you up if you're a pervy like me. Hehehehe. What do you wanna be when you grow up? Do share with me. :D

Cheers
Robb

My Languages of Love

Languages of love not necessary only apply to lovers. If used properly, it can help relationships in life, be it friends, family and even co-workers. Let me share with you what's mine today.

Ever since young, life was a competition for me, at least. I don't know how and why I viewed it that way, but it was always a challenge for me to be perceived as the best or at least the better one compared to whoever you want to. I like compliments and praises a lot and I think this is because my dad in particular is very stingy in showering compliments. He was of course, never shy to scold and cane me whenever I misbehaved. As shared previously that I was constantly bullied by my sisters, I had to find an outlet to be happy.


Lol, not this kind of competition
As such, I kinda went all out for whatever I did back then to gain recognition and compliments not only from my mum, but my relatives and whoever that was that could give me my fix of compliments. I first found pride when I scored pretty well in my exams compared relatively with my sisters. I was showered with toys and praises by my relatives. Even my dad bought me a new toy but still, he didn't mention a word to compliment me for my results.

Ever since then, I was motivated to excel further in my studies in order to be loved. I managed to do that as I was constantly first in the class and eventually first in the entire Standard for Primary school. Every time I was first, I was given toys, cash and praises by my relatives but yet, my dad did not utter a single word of appreciation towards my results. According to him, performing in my studies is my role and it should not be complimented. In fact, I was once caned by him for trying to get him to buy me something to reward my results. I was.. devoid of recognition by my very own dad.

This of course, continued all the way till I graduated from high school with the best SPM results compared to my siblings and as usual, my dad didn't say anything nor did he reward me. I have no expectation for him to do so by then anyway. However, things got worse when I wanted to explore the possibility to study in KL city at first. My dad told me it wasn't possible for me to do so and he'll not fund me (reason is quite lengthy, another tale for another day). That totally crushed my heart. I think from there on, I thought I was totally unloved by my dad.


My perception of things that happened back then kinda shaped me into who I am today. For what I was devoid of the most, I seek them now the most too. Communication, talking, compliment is what I prioritize a lot in my life. I often spend ample of time talking and discussing things that I think are important to people around me (eg Zach, colleagues, boss and friends). In addition, for those people who I do care around me, I do try my best to buy them gifts (though I'm not very good in buying gifts for people) to show them I care about them.

I think from the paragraph above, you'd probably know that I speak the language of Words of affirmation/compliments and Gifts & Rewards. Of course, my dad on the other hand speaks the language of Responsibilities/Expected duties which he expected me to do the same. No doubt, he loved the family very much (I failed to see it back then) as he tried his best to fork out everything he can to ensure all of us are well fed, and all our needs are met. He was even willing to sell his house if it was necessary for us to complete our tertiary education.

Thus, you see how important it is for you to figure out what is the language of love a person speak? If you manage to find it out and is able to speak that language to him/her, your relationship will blossom be it within friends, family or co-workers. Clearly, my dad did not know of this but as now I am aware of this, I'll play my part/role well as a son and has since contributed to his monthly allowance each month seeing that he's now retired.


I hope of course he'll feel loved by me in his expectations. Meanwhile.. I don't plan to push this knowledge to him, to get him to start talking to me and giving out words of assurance to me, cause from my experience of talking to him.. it doesn't exactly change him much.

So ladies and gentlemen, there you have it, a tale that shows languages of love play important role in relationships. If you happen to be a close acquaintance of me who's reading this, by all means, show me some love once in awhile by complimenting me, yeah? ;)

P.S. Thanks to Gareth for enlightening me on Middle Child Syndrome. Never knew such thing existed and I think some of it is true for me, sadly. Damn sad when I read through them, okay? Check out here and here. Read the comments if you want to know what I mean. T_T

Wants to be loved
Robb